With the increased popularity of Apple products over the past few years, especially the iPod, I have noticed my local Apple Store has been full of all kinds of PC-using smut as of late. While these undesirables may seem harmless to some, they are in reality a pestilence that needs to be dealt with accordingly. Consequently, I, Logan Harrison, have written my own rules for visitors to the Apple Store.

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A conversation I recently had with a Dell user in a Portland Starbucks convinced me that PC users simply aren’t worth talking to. Read more about what caused me to think this way and the interesting conversation after the break.

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