I am sick and tired of people calling the iPod Touch the “iTouch.” The term originated when unknowing consumers were unable to distinguish it from the iPhone. One day, some fucking idiot went up to another idiot and asked, “Is that an iPhone or an iTouch?” Since then, even Apple aficionados have started using the word.

May I remind everyone that the iPod Touch is an iPod and not an iPhone! It uses the same naming scheme as the rest of the iPod line. Have you ever heard of an iShuffle, an iNano, or an iClassic? Of course not. So quit being a fucktard and call the iPod Touch by its proper name.

“iTouch” is what I do to myself when my girlfriend won’t put out. The iPod Touch is a portable media player. See the difference?

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Logan Harrison is a self-proclaimed elitist and Mac enthusiast from the Portland area. He has never been faced with the “iTouch” dilemma personally because he owns an iPhone.

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